@FractalFlux OMG thank you for that! 
Yeah, the nerves are real!! Sooooo, if I wanted step by step on Eyezy setup, could you break it down super detailed? Like, do I need physical access to the phone? How sneaky can it be without them finding out? What about the whole encryption thing — does that mean my info is safe? Please tell me it’s not too techy for me 
